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#ā ai rambles#im sorry he's all i've been posting about since last night but just#LOOK AT HIM#I WILL BITE HIS HEAD OFF#WHY IS HE SO#!!#i will tear him into pieces and eat him#what the hell#o|<
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-. today i spoke to man who kept stupidly and uselessly repeating his nonsensical bullshit demands and takes and who refused to look at me or even pretend he was listening to me when i offered my objectively more eloquently phrased response and the next time i see this man i will eat him raw~
#;ooc#he kept talking to my mother by repeating the same nonsense he came for#oh you work for the town?? OH??? you do tiny baby politics??? BITCH i sounded like the politician between us if this was an official debate#i would have fucked you up SO FKING BAD you and the violent urges i could see brewing within you#you will fucking look at me when i talk to you or i'm eating your spleen#the classic experience of a below 30 year old fem-presenting moron who knows what the fkity they're talking about (i am the moron)#i will bite his head off#i need to vocalise this somewhere other than out loud because I know for a FACT i'm not stupid you WILL listen to me#AND ALSO??? YOU WILL treat your OWN mother better than that i will disembowel this man in his sleep
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"This means you're very protective."
#edwin payne#monty finch#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#dbdaedit#myedit#I know everyone and their mom has already giffed this scene but here is my take#I would like to formally thank jayden revri for his acting choices here#he looks like he's about to bite monty's head off
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once again, it is mondayā¦ā¦. a human rights violation
#ray.txt#my manager is going through a phase where he is trying to be a productive hardass after leaving me to do his job for 2 years#i am trying very hard not to bite his head off
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requested by Anons
#there was no saving this lighting but it think it looks fine all things considered#now HE looks MORE than fine#Rick Grimes#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#S I R#excuse my wild cropping but i hate credits#sad you can't see the fuzzies because they're there in the closeup before he sits up#the slope of his shoulders.....#is that weird#i don't think it is and even if it was it's not like i care anymore#i'd say hey nice torso but then i'd sound like hannibal lecter#...biting him anway#michelangelo could never#the artist sculpt something this beautiful...not the turtle#nice rack rick#still want to blow raspberries on his belly#hid the t h i g h s so i wouldn't entirely go off the deep end#bed head š#god he just the perfect level of fit#stab me with an entire home depot section of rakes
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I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever
#jrwi prime defenders#just roll with it#jrwi#jrwi pd#prime defenders#jrwi fanart#william wisp#dakota cole#vyncent sol#digital art#coloured sketch#dakota is entirely inspired off of yago's sketch because i saw it and i was like this is exactly how i see him in my head#still not over the fact that dakota just ate a guy#i mean if i was in the same situation i would also take a bite from the forbidden jello guy#also can't stop thinking about vyncent just having rats on hand#love the little rat eater#and wiwi wisp he's such a fucking loser#but he gets to slay for that#trips falls over and dies#but he's totally in his element
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Thinking about Terapagos' beef with Amethio tonight
#this has honest to god been stuck in my head since watching the ep SDKJFSKJDFNS#(in the event Amethio somehow becomes part of the Rising Volt Tacklers but Terapagos still wants to bite his arm off /lh /insane)#trying to figure out how to draw these two properly since I only doodled them last time hehe#I love they - my beloved children š¤²š„ŗššššš#definitely gotta draw Dot and Roy sometime as well ššš#pokemon horizons#anipoke#pokeani#amethio#amethio pokemon#explorer amethio#liko#liko pokemon#trainer liko#terapagos#pokemon fanart#pokemon art#fluff draws !!!
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this is not a ship post, but something that frustrates me a lot in fanon concerning Jason Todd that attempts to soften Jason's return to Gotham for the sake of found family domesticity or easy hurt/comfort or just sliding him into the Batfam sooner, is they all seem to fundamentally misunderstand Jason.
because there seem to be a lot of fandom popular concepts of Jason coming home much sooner and just not having his whole Under The Red Hood arc. which in theory is fine and i can see the want to simplify canon to make room for your lighthearted more fluff-leaning concepts. but in everyone without fail, the way they address the clown-shaped elephant in the room is by having some throwaway line that "oh Jason quietly kills the Joker and moves on".
when the Joker being dead or alive is not the *point*. if by some chance accident, the Joker had died prior to Jason's return, whether by ridiculous freak accident, getting whacked by a fellow villain, hell even someone actually doing so to avenge Jason, it *would not* satiate Jason's anger. because Jason's end goal in UtRH is not to simply kill the Joker: it is to make *Bruce* kill the Joker. Jason's anger is directed to the idea that to Jason, if Bruce truly loved Jason, he would've killed the Joker. that is love, for Jason. compromising your personal values for love and not letting someone go unavenged. when Jason was Robin, almost every angry or misguided thing he did was born of love. he wanted to kill/hurt Two-Face because he believed Dent killed his father. he was so angry at Felipe because an innocent woman was dead due to that man's actions. he wanted to save his mother in a situation he knew he shouldn't be in because he loved her. his anger, his violence, it is driven by love and feelings of righting wrongs. that is how he thinks wrongs *should* be righted. that is how you avenge and *love* someone.
because so long as Jason's return to Gotham doesn't end in Bruce killing the Joker (which, it never will bc Bruce is Bruce), Jason will never forgive Bruce. you cannot wave away the layers of hurt and complicated trauma by killing Joker offscreen. because Jason will still be angry that Bruce didn't avenge him. in his eyes, that means Bruce did not love him enough. he was not truly loved by Bruce the way he loved Bruce. bc Bruce was Jason's whole *world*. prior to being taken in, Dick and Tim, they had support systems. they had loved ones. they knew what stability and healthy family love looked like. Jason *didn't*. and that's not to say that Catherine Todd did not love him with her whole heart and thus he loved her, but it certainly wasn't a stable and safe support system for Jason to grow up in. Bruce was Jason's first real sense of a stable, healthy life. and so of course Jason poured everything into Bruce and loved Bruce so devoutly. Bruce was his world. like he says, if it had been Bruce, Jason would've stopped at nothing.
so his betrayal is rooted in that he was not avenged, not that Joker is alive. so long as the Joker does not die by Bruce's hands, it will never be enough for Jason. (in this era, at least.) notably, this is also why i don't think it would change a thing if Jason knew the whole "oh Bruce wanted to kill the Joker but Superman stopped him" tidbit that fanon has really latched onto as a way to pacify Jason's anger toward Bruce. Jason knowing that wouldn't change a thing, in my opinion. because Jason knows Bruce. and a tenant of Bruce's character is that he grapples with murder *every day*. the whole point is how *easy* it would be for him. he is a human weapon, trained by killers, trained to be deadly. he is the greatest strategist to exist. he knows he could kill someone and get away with it. *no* trace, no proof, nothing. and he knows he *wants* to. wants to kill the Joker, Joe Chill, anyone who's hurt him that viscerally.
but he *doesn't*. that's the point. Bruce wakes up every day with that question on his mind, and every day the answer is the same. Bruce's morality is not a decision he made in an alleyway when his parents died, it's a decision he continues to make every day and he *must* continue to make in order to remain who he is. Jason is quite familiar with the fact that Bruce grapples with this daily. i do not think it surprised nor fazed Jason to know that Bruce did *consider* killing the Joker. that he wanted to. maybe even planned to. but a consideration, a want, a plan, is just a thought. it's nothing substantial, and substance is everything to Jason. at the end of the day, Bruce didn't. he was talked down by *Clark* of all people with an excuse of diplomatic immunity, as if Jason and Bruce don't both know that Bruce could've *easily* found a way to make it look like an accident or some other loophole. because he's Batman. there's always a loophole. he always finds a way when he actually intends to. but he never actually intended to kill the Joker. so he didn't. and Jason would know that there was never an intent. it's an interesting piece of fodder to add to the nuance of Jason and Bruce, but honestly, i think it'd make Jason angrier to have that excuse thrown in his face. as if Bruce hasn't beaten Clark half a dozen times by now. it's a flimsy nonsense excuse that Jason would rip to shreds.
so while yes, i understand the wish for easy lighthearted fanfic that doesn't have to deal with the nuances of canon, i think that Jason's character will always be so deeply robbed and altered if you try to fix his thirst for vengeance with an off-page killing of Joker at Jason's hands. it was never the point. the point was that -in his own eyes- he wasn't loved enough for Bruce to make an acception. he realized that not even his *death* would come before Bruce's Mission. Jason truly believed that Bruce loved him and held him as the most important thing in the world, and now he has proof that Bruce didn't. because the Mission mattered more.
i'm not saying i have a solution to this conundrum if you're attempting to solve it for fanfic/fanon, nor am i even saying it's a bad thing it exists. i just think it becoming overwhelmingly common has led to misunderstandings surrounding Jason's motivations and feelings about this arc and it's an unsatisfying solution that only seeks to pacify Jason's rage and his trauma responses for the sake of found family-ification.
#necrotic festerings#jason todd#fandom meta#idk man this isn't too serious it's really just me noticing this becoming a dominate thing#also this post isn't a subtweet at literally anyone specifically#it's a commentary on a trend as a whole#so no one think i'm like. being shady pls.#and if you write jason killing the joker himself during this era that is okay and it's valid#i just don't want the fandom largely treating it as in character#but ooc fanfic is allowed to exist! that's valid yk!#also i once again wanna reiterate all of this is commentary on *this era*#this is a pre-flashpoint meta.#jason's realtionship to his trauma *wildly* changed in both new-52 and rebirth so yeah. he's at a point he's āmoved onā#and either seeks to kill joker himself or seeks to just let go of the whole thing#depending on the arc#(but if i get into that then i get into my feelings on how jason has had no consistent characterization in the past decade. so.)#(that's a can of worms we're not opening here it will make some ppl mad and i'm not dealing with it.)#is this how i start writing serious character metas and not unhinged shippy ones. idk#i've got others in my head but#i fear the discourse#if the discourse on this post gets bad i will turn off replies and reblogs idc#this is me testing the waters. ig.#also if a single person tries to argue about tim not having a loving family i will bite you /lh#yes he did. the drakes make not have done the *best* job! i'm not arguing that.#but they loved him and he had a support system.
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.Ėā¹ āŗā§( *Ā“ź³`*)ā§āŗ ā¹Ė. more albedo ā”ā”ā”
#I'm literally so crazy about him I should be tied up and locked in a room.#i love him#albedo kreideprinz#genshin albedo#albedo#albedo fanart#genshinimpact#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#genshin impact art#genshin fanart#fanart#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#i love him sm... literally hands on my head#head in hands insane over him ill smooch his head and bite off his hair.
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cw: mentions of being on birth control, mention of maybe getting pregnant, scent kink
have you guys ever heard of likeā¦..being attracted to someoneās smell which means youāll pair together really well??? and there have been cases where people get off birth control and it intensifies the smell and either makes it completely unbearable or even fucking better for the person??? okay THAT but with Bakugouā¦ā¦.,,,
youāre on birth control for whatever reason, and youāve always pretty much liked his smell. itās always been distant scents of caramel, a little sharp twang of spice whenever he comes home sweaty. and usually, youāll let him chase you around the house while you laugh about him needing a shower because he stinksābut itās all in jest.
and maybe, after a couple years of being with him, you get off of it for whatever reasonāyou wanna get pregnant, or itās not serving you anymore, or you just donāt wanna be on it for any longer. and thereāsāthereās a certain shift in the air whenever youāre around him.
you feel like a fuckin cat in heat when you stand near him, always pressing your face against the slickest parts of his skin. your nose buried in his palms, pressing sweet and gentle kisses to the hardened skin.
and Bakugou doesnāt understand what the fuck is going on with you, or why you always want to lay in his armpit, but he doesnāt complain much. even when he catches you huffing his dirty workout tanks and wearing his already worn boxers around the house.
but you canāt help it!! you just wanna bathe in his scentānow slick and honeyed and cinnamonāuntil you pass out from forgetting to exhale. and youāre such a perv about it that he canāt help but tease youāfor licking the sweat from his collarbones whenever heās on top of you. for inhaling where his scent lays stronger on the skin beneath his balls. for burying your nose in his pits whenever he stretches in the morning.
calls you his sick little pervert, getting off to his sweat, tells you how nasty you are for liking something so depraved. but your shame has abandoned youāall you care about and crave is his scent covering you in every way, shape, and form.
#why did I just ***** at the thought of wearing his dirty boxers around the house :((#and him doing a double take so confused but also a little turned on :((#THIS IS SO GWOSS WHY DO I LPBE IT SO MUCJ#most depraved thing ever. WHY THOUGH????#I usually feel zero shame whenever I write but this is making me SHY#anyway I have some dialogue I saved but idk who to pair it with or what situation to write it for lol#also wanna incorporate writing about biting someone when u get overwhelmed#bc I read that in lady k n the sick man and I havenāt been Right in the Head since I fear#anyway anyway. I wanna try trad goth makeup but itās SO intimidating#but I wanna do it for a cosplay and I think I can pull it off#but Iām also vury scurry#wish me luck šļø#bakugou treats! š¬#ānew treat in the streets! š«
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hate this guy
#star trek#star trek deep space nine#st ds9#ds9#gul dukat#i want to bite his head off#stupid loser lizard man
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honestly the funniest thing is coming across ppl who are like "bones is so mean to spock š”š”š”" like spock doesn't go out of his way to be just as big a cunt to mccoy??? it's their LOVE LANGUAGE!!! some of y'all didn't grow up watching tv shows with old broads and old queen-coded men being as cunty as possible to each other OUT OF LOVE. spock spends half his shift on the bridge coming up with mean things to say to his dr the moment mccoy flounce onto the bridge to flirt with jim (affectionate) and spock (derogatory and bloody, there will be no survivors except for them, THEY'RE having a BLAST).
listen when the cards are down they will be thoughtful and worried and touch each other SO gently and fight over who gets to die for each other. all of that is the floor they're standing on. they KNOW that. but GOSH in the meantime they're BOTH having an absolute blast bullying the shit out of each other, bless <3
#c word#since i know a lot of ppl aren't comfortable with it#but i really don't think there's any other word i could substitute because that's THEM lmao#star trek#st:tos#spones#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#spock#mccoy will be having a genuine emotion and spock will go up for a layup and literally dunk the ball ON MCCOY'S HEAD#don't you DARE say he's a poor little meow meow he has TEETH and he will BITE and mccoy's got half-lidded eyes saying BITE MORE PUSSY#and that's LOVE!!!!!#(if you can't guess I've come across one too many spock's a poor little meow meow things recently lmao. he is.......VERY not.)#(EXCEPT when he's hurt and mccoy's trying to help and spock is literally trying to bite his hand off and MCCOY is calling him a poor little#meow meow while PROFUSELY bleeding. that's the ONLY time he's a poor little meow meow)#(if JIM is there then spock will STILL bite mccoy but JIM will be calling him a poor little meow meow and mccoy will be calling him#a sonuvabitch bastard while spock looks up at jim with sad little eyes. jim is wrong in this scenario. mccoy is right. spock is smirking.)
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Finally finished this one āļø
#my art#digital art#tw blood#the boys fanart#the boys tv#the boys#homelander fanart#homelander#the boys season 4#sth sth#i fucking hate his guts and i wanna bite his head off but his writing compels in a sense if u get me
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Dear god. None of the words Iām thinking are in the Bible.
#bites him bites him bites him#how to stop being down bad for men twice+ my age#I canātā¦heās soā¦#Iām gonna bite his head off praying mantis style#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house
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i love this dude seriously
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#haurchefant#haurchefant greystone#ffxiv haurchefant#my lil dude ong i would bite his head off if i could
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Iāve already explored and seen other people explore the idea of Jamie texting/reaching out to Roy in the wake of the season one finale because he feels reasonable/guilty about Royās injury. But WHAT IFā¦Roy is super depressed one night and/or has had a few drinks in an attempt to drown his sorrows and then decides to text Jamieā¦to blame him. Now, I donāt think Roy in his right mind would *actually* blame Jamie for his injury, because that would be dumb and they were both just doing their jobs, which Roy fully knows. However, in a very distressed state I can absolutely see Roy launching at whomever he can blame. Particularly when that person is Jamie, a person he already hates.
#me tossing around the most depressing ideas in the world for this damn chapter 2 šš«”#I think Jamie would be absolutely gutted . oh!#Roy was just looking to get into an argument so he could have someone to scream at for a little while.#like naturally he was fully expecting Jamie to bite back and be a prick#and that way they could Fight#but instead Jamieās stumbling allll over himself to apology and atone and shit and Royās like hold on. shut up. fuck off. what r u doing.#why the fuck would you apologize Jamie thatās fucking stupid. of course it isnāt your fault.#and Jamie is just like HUH#you JUST said it was my fault!#also Jamie is a bit triggered by a drunk man calling to scream at him.#so his head is just EVERYWHERE. but no where good. yeah :(#royjamie#ted lasso#fic: rjk career change#Roy Kent#Jamie Tartt
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